Shockingly awesome name anagrams

17 09 2009

I was contemplating making a long post about gypsy jazz and another about computer science (and all my uni shiz) and my trip to Japan. Later, maybe.

HOWEVER…

Using http://www.deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/index.php, @Vivan and I found some pretty amazing stuff.

Just have a quick look. There are others but I selected out ones which I thought were particularly badass - I may add some back in at Vivan’s recommendation.

Adolf Hitler = rill of death = death for ill

Michael Jackson’s = manacle his jock = he’s jail cock man

Richard Feynman = ah, canny, Dr Fermi! = charm fine randy

Christopher Poole = leprotic, posh hero = poor trophies lech

Ted Nelson = stolen end = lent node

Edward Morgan Blake = goddamn lawbreaker = large, mad breakdown

Richard Dawkins = dishrack Darwin = raw, candid shirk

Charles Robert Darwin = a wild terror branches = red-hot brain scrawler

Alexander the Great = extra-hated general = axed the rare tangle

Jesus Christ = such jest, sir

Stephen Gary Wozniak = wheezing, porky Satan

Bill Gates = legal bits = glib, stale

William Henry Gates = the marginally wise = really win this game (read that without the second “=”)

Alan Mathison Turing = I am a stunning harlot = an original maths nut

Mohandas Gandhi = ha ha! goddamn sin = sad and high moan

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi = ha ha! shock and daring madman = handshaking and macho drama

George Washington = war on: he gets going = engaging to whores

Albert Einstein = sent elite brain = ten elite brains

William Shakespeare = I am a weakish speller = I’ll make a wise phrase

William Jefferson Clinton = jilts nice women - in for fall = female joins clown in flirt

Alan Moore = amoral one = anal Romeo

Captain Douglas Jay Falcon = joy and pan-galactic as foul = joy! fanatical, gonadal cups

Katy Perry = perky, arty

Rick Astley = take lyrics = real sticky

Saddam Hussein = UN’s said he’s mad

Chairman Mao = I am on a march = I am a monarch

Cassius Clay = casual cissy

Tony Blair = Tory in lab = Libyan rot (???)

Walter Disney = drew in a style

Tim Berners-Lee = tremble? I sneer = terrible semen

Jimbo Wales = I jam bowels

Virginia Bottomley = I’m an evil Tory bigot

George Bush = o, he buggers= he bugs Gore

Stephen Fry = ferny thesp

Pax


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3 responses to “Shockingly awesome name anagrams”

17 09 2009
Vivan Jayant (12:51:01) :

That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life. Holy shit at the Einstein.

17 09 2009
Vivan Jayant (12:51:52) :

A more complete list would cause digg sex.

17 09 2009
Vivan Jayant (17:07:05) :

You need one of them shiny “Digg this” or “Tweet this” buttons.

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