In the true spirit of teenage clique-ism, I’m going to have to point towards our friend Will Morland’s appearance on them.
While generally I make quiet hints about stuff causing me angst, I think I’m going to have to step it up for this…
Enthusiasm for technology…
Mm, ok.
…being good at it…
DEBATABLE, WILL! DEBATABLE!
You can’t just sort of like… luh [pause] become a social luddite [???] and sort of hang out in a corner sort of like staring at your old phone…
That kind of speech really takes itself apart.
I do realise that [pause] what I do does inf…er some social st-stereotypes on some people
…I don’t think you deserved to pass your English (Lang.) GCSE…
The internet isn’t working; quick, we must fix it!
HA HA HA!
As my sort of listening habits have changed, it’s changed me as a person
OH GOD NO! OH GOD NO!
A skinny tie sort of worn without much sort of [pause, strained expression] well-tying and sort of just sort of slung around in a trUH! An uh… an attempt to look sort of formal
Sort of sort of, sort of? HA HA HA!
Just shove [jeans] in the wash, iron it [sic]
Iron… jeans…?
You have to pay for the T-shirts! They’re £7.50…[pause]… so we’ll have to go somewhere else […] the best thing about the event has been… the free pens and stuff that you get; all that crazy stuff.
Oh. I see.
[Hey There Delilah plays in background trying to make us feel sorry for suspected neek] An interest in technology conflicts with an interest in fashion and an interest in staying cool
As plaintext this seems like a good point but the situation made it ridiculous somehow.
Shop assistant:
Out of all our customers, they’re our favouri[laughs]
I have to give kudos to Dabson for this one - it’s funny:
My computer… just… crashed…
I think a quotation from Elliot sums this up quite well:
I have the utmost respect for the cameraman and crew: you don’t hear any laughing.
HA HA HA HA HA!
For the record, Will initially asked Elliot and me to accompany him to the MacExpo. We refused. Can you see why? Let us just consider, before we part ways, one more thing. Do people feel the need to identify with a group so strongly that they will create a persona? Let us ask ourselves this: should the BBC add a new profile to their list - that of the gutbustingly infuriating poser?
Surely I would then be able to join the ranks.
Will, I’m increasing your traffic. Final word: HA!
Pax
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